The fresh prince with no hair

A strange thing happened to me last night after writing the blog. I was on POF, perusing the profiles, whilst listening to some old 90’s beats and I drifted into a restless sleep. When I awoke, I found this little gem trapped in my skull.

Now, this is a story all about how
My dating life turned into hell
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you why I became the bald and beardy compere

It was through POF where I met this babe
On the phone to her I spent most of my days
Typing out messages’ texting’ all cool
And all while playing Halo on the console
When a couple of texts got me playing like a noob
And started me thinking this is no good
So I asked her nicely, can we go on a date?
She said ‘You’re movin’ in the direction I think is great

I got in my car and headed quickly to hers
The roads winding and bending into a blur
If anything I thought this might be too fast
But I thought ‘Nah, forget it’ – ‘let’s have a blast’

I pulled up to her house about 7 or 8
Knocked on the door, and made sure I looked great
I took her hand, and we went out for our meal
She said during this she loved ABBA a great deal
And suddenly, just like that, she lost her appeal

On a more relevant note, seeing as that’s the reason for this whole blog, a nice young lady has contacted me on Match! We have exchanged a few emails, although trying to get her to talk about herself is very difficult and she lives 240 miles away which is a bit far to go for a date. I’m not sure how this one will turn out but I will keep you posted.


One thought on “The fresh prince with no hair

  1. A long distance relationship isn’t always ideal, but they can work. I know several couples who have managed to stay together despite the miles between them. However, one or both usually relocated eventually, so they could live together. That’s something to consider before getting too involved.


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