Who said silence was golden?

As you can probably guess by now, not a great deal has happened and i’ve still had no reply (very rude).

I know a few of you out there are probably thinking that maybe I’m not doing enough, so I figured I would share a few statistics with you.

Match POF OKCupid
Likes Sent 999+ 999+ 211
Likes Received 3 1 0
Emails Sent 50 50 31
Emails Received 0 (1 accidental like) 1 0
Spam 0 0 5

As you can see, I have been sending all of the love out into the immediate area (25mile, 50km radius depending on site). I am practically spraying love here there and ever…no, strike that, it’s a horrifying image. The problem is, for all my efforts, I am getting nothing but a proverbial kick to the gonads in return, not to mention the actual physical harm the poor fellow has endured.

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You can also see from the statistics that OKCupid has not been good to me. I was on it for 7 days before I ran out of matches in my area, which is less than useless. During this time, I was approached by five people either selling themselves as dominatrix mistresses (tempting) or trying to scam me out of money (less tempting).

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So what have we learnt here today? If we combine the stats, for every 2209+ likes sent, I get 4 likes in return. For every 129 emails I send I get 1 genuine response. This is going to take a while folks, now where did those dominatrix profiles get to?

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One thought on “Who said silence was golden?

  1. Oh, lovely, that’s not good. OK Cupid is a dreadful site, though. I was on there for a couple of years and my only genuine matches were guys I’d met on other dating sites! I tried adjusting my date range, being “less picky”, but that only resulted in some bloke who cancelled our first date about an hour before we were due to meet! I tell you, the internet has eradicated manners and common decency. At least he didn’t stand me up, which happened with a different bloke on another dating site.

    It sounds like the lassies in Yeovil aren’t up to much, mind, if they won’t even acknowledge you. Although I still think it could be the beard…

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