Beards are Cool

Beards are so awesome and cool that they tend to make the ladies think they are not worthy of such men. This can have a detrimental effect on your online dating, at least, that’s the only explanation I can come up with. To all the ladies out there I say this, you are all worthy of great beardedness so never fear, send that reply to the beardy men, they will not disappoint you.

As a proud beard wearer myself I have discovered a few face follicle facts which may interest you. Here are five of my favourites.

1. The beard is mightier than…well, everything! Prove it, I hear you say?

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2. Approximately 85% of male Oscar winners have been heavily bearded. Possibly. Did I forget to carry the two? Eh, something like that…

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3. When men with beards approach each other the man with the bigger beard has right of way.

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4. When your beard grows to a length of more than 10 inches you may then use the title “Master Wizard”

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5. Beards when mastered correctly can be used for many useful things..

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So there you have it. If any beardy folks or lovers of beards want so share their beard facts, then please feel free to add them to the comments below/ Hopefully I’ll have some better dating news soon to share with you all.

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2 thoughts on “Beards are Cool

  1. I hate beards. I don’t like facial hair of any kind. I dated a guy with a goatee once and it was awful. Kissing him was an unpleasant experience. It was jaggy and scratchy and hurt my face. It smelled too. Hair collects odours from whatever’s in the air. If you’re a smoker it will reek of stale fags. Facial hair also smells of whatever you’ve eaten, so unless you wash your beard several times a day, it’s going to pong. Sorry, mate, but I say all men are #BetterWithoutABeard.

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  2. @chazzyb31 possibly hasn’t dated one of the new breed of beard-growers. These days, beard growers are inundated with recommendations and offers for oils, balms and washes to groom themselves, and these make snuggling up to a beardy bloke a quite different and enjoyable experience.. There’s certainly no excuse for a smelly beard or past-eaten-food-remains or even tobacco smoke being detectable. Anyone who is proud of his (even her) beard will spend as much time grooming, oiling, brushing and primping his beard as the man who doggedly shaves.
    Mr. HP

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